August 22, 2009

What a Great Idea!

I just heard that after you destroy all life on our planet, you're going to give it a total makeover and release Earth 2.0.  Excellent idea, God!  I'm all for it.  Even though I won't be around to enjoy a new, improved world, I'd like to offer some tips for the redesign.

I don't just want to criticize and whine.  I'll be sure and point out the many good things you've done.  I mean, this is a pretty complex place you created.  Was seven days a bit rushed?  It kind of seems that way, in retrospect, but who am I to judge?  On the bright side, you did an awesome job with the Hawaiian islands.  Been there twice.  Hope to retire there.

I have lots of ideas, God, so please check back regularly if you have the time.  Get it?  Time?  You?

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