Rethink Free Will

I've mentioned this to you before, but merely as a complaint. Hopefully you'll look at it more seriously now that you intend to shake things up. I'm talking, of course, about free will. It's a fantastic concept. It really is. But I'm sure you know how many people abuse it. I once read a book called "The Cartoon History of the Universe" and just about every page mentioned a violent conquest of territory. Violence happens even when geography is not at stake, as I'm sure you know. After all, you're God!

So, if I were you, I would give the inhabitants of Earth 2.0 lots and lots of freedom. But I would prevent them from going that extra step and killing or hacking off a limb, etc. Give the new people a greater measure of security. You'd be surprised how much of a difference that will make. They'll still be free to choose you or evil. I wouldn't want to remove that from the equation.

Try it. If I'm wrong, then wrap up my soul and send it for same-day delivery to Lucifer. I am willing to take that chance!