September 11, 2009

Dominion Over Life

Earlier this week, I authorized a private business to come to my house and obliterate a wasp's nest so that another private business could access the air conditioning unit shutoff valve for annual maintenance. In essence, I was given dominion over the lives of these wasps. This makes me a little uncomfortable because I wouldn't want to be in their position. Then again, I didn't ask to be placed atop the food chain. My advice, God, is to think real hard about which species to whom you give dominion over life and death. If you choose humans again, don't make them feel weird about it. Or like wussies, in my case. Where's the fun in that?

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