Corrective Lenses

Vision is quite the mystery, God, I've gotta hand it to you. It doesn't seem to make sense that so many people need corrective lenses in order to fully appreciate the world you created. Once again, was seven days a bit rushed? Someday I'll jot down all the things that I feel could have been modified had you given yourself just one extra day to assess your creation and tweak it. (I would throw crooked teeth in there, as well.)

On the other hand, when I reach my final destination and all things are revealed unto me, I will understand why it was necessary for humans to wear glasses, place contact lenses on their eyes, have cataract surgery, etc. I will probably laugh at my naivety. "It was one big metaphor!" I may shout, after I've stopped laughing. "How can we expect perfect vision when we can't even see YOU?" I cannot laugh about it now, though, because I do not have the distance necessary to recognize my naivety. Get it? Distance? Vision? One day, you must tell me what you think of puns. I've always wondered...